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  • The_word_of_dog [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The last time this happened it was them not being used to hearing cicadas

    What are the chances this time they just got sunburned or some shit

    • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      This is still about the same incident from 2017, they have been rehashing this every year since.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    4 years ago

    Remember the projection rule. This means the CIA heart attack gun was not only real, but also that it is an ongoing program, and that the government has probably tried doing this to diplomats recently lol

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Lol, how is 'microwave attack' ever a 'likely source'? They don't even know what it is, they're just making shit up as they go along, like children.

    • Ketamine_device_tech [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      they’re just making shit up as they go along, like children.

      spies suffer from intellectual disability https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/entries/3662a707-0af9-3149-963f-47bea720b460

  • Woly [any]
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    4 years ago

    From the NPR article on the subject:

    "The investigation is ongoing, and each possible cause remains speculative," the State Department said. "The report notes that the 'constellation of signs and symptoms' is consistent with the effects of pulsed radiofrequency energy. We would note that 'consistent with' is a term of art in medicine and science that allows plausibility but does not assign cause."

    I find it really amusing that the state department is trying to downplay the results of the study. Maybe they're embarrassed but what these guys came up with.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It’s like when those pigs said they kept hearing a beeping and thought it was some communist killing machine to make them go crazy but it was like a clock or somethings alarm going off

  • YoungGramsci [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Just imagining it's some reverse Rambo thing, where an out of retirement KGB agent armed with a fucking microwave is beating up US agents when they go to the kitchen to make a coffee.