• MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    4 years ago

    Cop: "just following the judge's orders"

    Judge: "just following the law"

    Lawmakers: "just following what the voters want"

    Voter: fucking homeless

    • SowTheWind [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Landlord: "I need to pay the mortgage and taxes"

      Mortgage company: "I need to make money for the stockholder"

      Stockholder: "Stonk go up"