Uh, I have never met you before and we definitely don't have any kind of mutually beneficial agreements that led me to decline prosecuting you for foreclosure violations following the 2008 housing crisis. No time for questions, I need to go raise more money for our transition!
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Bless you, most exalted Kamala. May you sentence all presumed ne'er-do-wells to 100 years of manual labour, as is your wish and your duty.
Oops! Wrong account. I meant to say that bypassing paywalls is equivalent to stealing!
Oh fuck oh shit they're on to me! How could you do this to me Kamala? I'm a white coastal elite! I wore a "Dump Drumf" hat for you!
Nobody is above the law, subject to prosecutorial discretion!
Steve Mnuchin has entered the chat
Oh, hell, yeah! It's the Mnuch!
Uh, I have never met you before and we definitely don't have any kind of mutually beneficial agreements that led me to decline prosecuting you for foreclosure violations following the 2008 housing crisis. No time for questions, I need to go raise more money for our transition!