• MerryChristmas [any]
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    1 year ago

    I once watched in horror as my old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer sitting in his lap. He kept going "ow, goddammit!" as the hot grease seeped out and then dabbing his crotch with a dirty paper towel.

    Lauren Boebert gives me that same sort of vibe.

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer

      I'm sorry but I refuse to believe this is a real person.

        • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          I thought I did, I know meat only meals are all too common, but don't guys learn to cook at least a little bit? They don't need to be master chefs, but boiling unseasoned ground beef!?

          • KarlBarqs [he/him, they/them]
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            1 year ago

            Nah, I am one of the few dudes in my social circle who know how to cook. Most subsist off some form of frozen foods and prepackaged stuff. Cooking is seen as a girly thing to do, unless it's m e a t, but even then I haven't seen most dudes cook meat properly

          • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Yeah that's honestly a step too far. Like even the guys that only know how to make toast feel like a cultural obligation to know how to cook some forms of meat properly. Like they're not gonna be making a sunday roast but they'd at least pan fry the ground beef

      • Farman [any]
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        1 year ago

        Someone whose last name is one letter away from bobbert or robertbert dosent sound like a real person either.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Some day they'll make a strainer without holes in it so it doesn't make as much of a mess.