storytime folks let's hear it

  • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I think the funniest instance of confrontation I've ever had was when I was 10. My uncle sprayed me with a hose when I was about to go somewhere with my parents and a friend and I straight up punched him in the face. Scrawny little 10 year old punching a burly mechanic in his 30s in the face and he teared up and threw driveway gravel at me lmao. I of course cried because I knew I was in trouble and thought he was going to hit me back (he didn't).

    Other confrontations I'd rather not get into because I don't want to doxx myself. Somehow I've avoided getting my ass kicked despite very dicey circumstances. I kinda want to get some formal training.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      lmao fighting adults as a really angry child is truly one of the most shameful experiences

      • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Tbh when I look back at it I was pretty ballsy. I had seen him fight an other adult before and dude is a beast. I just went for it and braced for impact and he luckily wasnt stupid enough to hit me back.