Femboy hooters is a CULTURAL experience like going to the opera! They serve truffle fries, the fanciest of fries. Anyone can go to femboy hooters. Femboy hooters was the choice meeting spot for the civil rights movement and it is a place of peace.

Name a SINGLE person who was ever killed at a femboy hooters. I'm waiting. Oh you can't? That's because femboy hooters is a fucking dual power OASIS in this desert like hell world. If femboy hooters is sexual than explain the Volcel Value Coupon policy where upholding the volcel oath is redeemed with free weekly oat, hemp or almond milkshake with sugar free options? Does that sound lecherous to you? Sounds wholesome to me.

Where was Troksy killed? Not at a femboy hooters, that's for sure. Has the Soviet Union fallen? Not at femboy hooters, where it is company policy to insist that the USSR is still going as strong as our customer approval ratings.