Femboy hooters is a CULTURAL experience like going to the opera! They serve truffle fries, the fanciest of fries. Anyone can go to femboy hooters. Femboy hooters was the choice meeting spot for the civil rights movement and it is a place of peace.

Name a SINGLE person who was ever killed at a femboy hooters. I'm waiting. Oh you can't? That's because femboy hooters is a fucking dual power OASIS in this desert like hell world. If femboy hooters is sexual than explain the Volcel Value Coupon policy where upholding the volcel oath is redeemed with free weekly oat, hemp or almond milkshake with sugar free options? Does that sound lecherous to you? Sounds wholesome to me.

Where was Troksy killed? Not at a femboy hooters, that's for sure. Has the Soviet Union fallen? Not at femboy hooters, where it is company policy to insist that the USSR is still going as strong as our customer approval ratings.

  • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    Also it occurs to me that femboy hooters has never paid taxes to the US imperial system! They must be evading taxes to give money to mutual aid funds, someone start a campaign to get them to publish this information to their comrades!!

  • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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    4 years ago

    I have a question, with the reemergence of femboy hooters I noticed the noticed variants such as tomboy outback and goth ihop. Are these good faith businesses trying to open up the cultural consensus to other tastes of merely reactionary cries against femboy hooters the same way white lives matter was in response to black lives matter.

    • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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      4 years ago

      For Halloween (small gathering w/ close friends) I went as Femboy Hooters and my friend went as Goth IHOP. I'm gonna say they're all good.

      • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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        4 years ago

        Cool been wondering about this for a while, reactionary things sometimes are hard to spot when they're subtle so it makes me paranoid about most things.

        • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          Oh, if you're being serious then I would say that while the idea of tomboy outback isn't inherently reactionary and the idea of femboy hooters isn't inherently progressive, I do find the jokes about "don't ask about the strip steak" to be really uncomfortable and feels like it is sexually harassing "tomboys"/masc or androgynous women.

          • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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            4 years ago

            Only semi serious at first, didn't mean to kill the vibe. But yeah a finer line when women are involved as targets of exploitation since it rings to close to just hooters. Full circle.

            • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
              hexagon
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              4 years ago

              Seeing as how these are fantasy stores, the real question is who is having the fantasy and who is observing the media? Like a Tomboy Outback made by actual masculine women (or women who want to explore that in a fantasy setting) would be actually pretty cool/interesting.

        • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          Femboy Hooters feels more like it was made for Femboys by Femboy Hooters, Tomboy Outback feels like it was first made up by men to sexualize women

      • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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        4 years ago

        Obviously, wasn't trying to make a comparison of quality but of the reaction to it.

          • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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            4 years ago

            I'll believe you since I don't really eat wings and have no frame of reference. I'm a messy eater and feel like I'll look like a piggy in public especially if alcohol is involved.

    • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Goth IHOP is a legitimate cultural difference and can be a enjoyed along with Femboy Hooters. Now, Tomboy Outbeak would also be a legitimate place if only the workers controlled it. The images I've seen of Tomboy Outbeak suggest that sexual harassment was built into the work place experience by an oppressive management and possibly oppressive clientele.

      "Don't ask us about the strip steak" suggests either a performance which glorifies disrespecting service workers or a lack of control of the menu from workers. Like maybe people aren't being weird about the strip steak but it is merely difficult to cook or source. Remove that item from the menu at once, make the franchise worker owned and make it an environmental justice vanguard.

      • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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        4 years ago

        Didn't know about the steak bit, just seen the reactions being something akin to well look at this trying to siphon some attention away from femboy hooters.

        • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          I mean, different styles for different people ya know? Like, Femboy Hooters is best as a fun concept and it doesn't need to be like, the imperial core of sexy fake restaurants.

          • Wmill [he/him,use name]
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            4 years ago

            fake restaurants

            Y'all breaking my heart 😢. Y'all telling me a restaurant co-op of beautiful femboys is fantasy. There goes that job prospect. Memeing btw.

    • Pleasure_Hacktivist [doe/deer,hy/hym]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Seeing how Femboy hooters is famous for their promoting of literacy and the spread of simplified modern Mandarin writing systems to the world, this can only be a good thing.

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    4 years ago

    If femboy hooters is sexual than explain the Volcel Value Coupon policy where upholding the volcel oath is redeemed with free weekly oat, hemp or almond milkshake with sugar free options?

    Hi yes I've upheld my volcel oath this week, if you don't believe me I could give you a sample as proof 😉