We love our mods, don't we folks?
https://lemm.ee/comment/3622601
the admin doesn't want to talk to me after I've been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad
this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out
Also love how this mf thinks we're suppressing dissent because we're trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it'll convince this site to abandon communism
As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i'm pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn't hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time
I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he's on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you're not to be trusted.
I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace 
Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.
Exactly, as if its possible for us to live in an echo chamber. I with there was a way for us to never hear Vuvvezzuula, Uighur, Hololodor, 100 gorillion dead, no iphone, tank man massacre
Is there a way to report a user to y'all for great purging if we see them saying some fucked shit on non hexbear comms?
These people always talk about how much socialists hate "freezepeach" and ban anyone with "dissenting opinions"
but when you look at the accounts that are banned, half of them have names like "blacksun1488" and shit. Liberals love this idea that all opinions are created equal and are worth equal discussion and attention. They kind of have to, because otherwise they'd have to admit their own positions are one of supreme ignorance.
A lot of people don't seem to understand that "post hog" is a mocking take on "post tits" used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude "there are no women on the internet".
Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There's absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn't understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.
Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it's not just one they grabbed online.
trunk
A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.
"I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis."
The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.
"Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk."
The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He's released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.
A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He's having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn't hear the noise.
A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.
Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.
"Was that your penis?" his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.
Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.
"That was amazing," she said, "Can it do it again?"
He shrugged, "Probably, but I don't know if my asshole can take another roll."
I'm going to use this joke IRL at some point and probably botch the delivery
It’s so funny though
The first time we got one on the subreddit was so good
that was the one hated himself for being gay and the whole sub trip to talk sense into him but only after he posted hog. mods banned him for antisemitism but hopefully this group therapy session did him some good.
I didn't think it had anything to do with what you just said. I remember it being a meme that started on Reddit as a way of calling someone a rightwing person who is making stuff up. Both "post hog" and "hogout or logout".
The founding incident happened when users baited a rightwing user by demanding they post pictures of their penis as evidence in a 'pics or it didn't happen' situation. With the chapo subreddit and so many other left-wing subreddits now removed from Reddit, sadly I can't find the original thread anymore.
I didn't think it has anything to do with what you just said.
Well it did.
If you can't see how "hog out or log out" is intentionally analogous to "tits or gtfo" you've missed a fairly important part of it.
I was there but I don't remember many of the particulars. I think people were saying he must have a tiny dick because of some shitty things he was saying. It was a pretty normal dick for what its worth but he had it clenched in a weird death grip.
Am I missing anything?
You already know you are, which is why you're being intentionally reductive.
Oh god, it's this person again?
This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don't even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.
Excuse me buster you're registering an overflow on the nasty-meter 🌡🚨
For real though one of the examples of unforgivable rudeness was posting the
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Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs
Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.
I love how any of these posts go limp if you ask
So what did you post anyway?
I was just politely expressing my disgust for the lesser races and here comes the Hexbear brigade to harass me
Lol. Lmao even.
Lemmee user if you're reading this, post your hog.
How dare you post sexual comments! I will be reporting you to the mods, your mother, and the principal for this.
I'm comfortable posting full cokc and balls but I get the feeling this is all a ruse and I'll get banned for posting my hog...
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I love how they come here starting shit...
Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)
And then go and whine about it!
Funny thing is you don't have to try to make us "look bad", our mere existence is an affront to liberals
"this sure makes you look bad" they say as they get lined up in a ditch by the fascists is the extent of what libs will do
smh. @Egon@hexbear.net what the hell? size shaming? really?
do better.
"How dare someone tell me to post hog out."
The average Hexbear user:
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goobers cannot comprehend we might possibly just not want to interact with them
Unrelated but it's always funny to see a call-out post with the little "oh but please don't be mean to them!" People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you're doing
It's not as if we are against "censoring" people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone
Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform
if that offends you, I’ll help you pack
Yeah, we openly defed from instances for being too chuddy or whatever while other instances concern troll about "brigading" and such
Everything's coming up Zenz!
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every time lol
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please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier
