I live in the same general neighborhood as kevin cash and if i didnt have so much to lose id smack that motherfucker so hard that he just turns into 100 spiders, im so pissed at him right now. Like if i saw him walking the dogs i would silver surfer through my kitchen window and karate chop that man cross the forehead so hard that the date on his birth certificate would change to “nah.” Ive been a rays fan since 1998 so ive seen some bad baseball, but that is the most boneheaded shit ive seen in a minute.

  • M68000 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If you drive a stake through his heart the entire abstract concept of cash vanishes, it's like a vampire and their thralls