Imagine being so deeply invested in this piece of bazinga shit that this is apparently a "HOLD ON TIGHT" experience to watch.
That fucking biography blurb, lol.
𝕏_CyberTruck @day_to_Mars
Self-made Healthy husband, with 2 kids. Hiking, travel & new foods are my hobbies. Aspiring future CyberTruck owner. Love Tesla and SpaceX and AI
capitalization of Random words for Emphasis is on Point.
congrats to tesla for having a "truck" perform about like one of their cars with taller suspension
which the truck is DEFINITELY not, ok? we can all agree that the truck is definitely not just a shitty tesla box higher off the ground and longer. Right? RIGHT.
That's clearly a dirt parking lot, which uh, it looks like it's struggling with at a very low speed. I'm pretty sure I've seen paved parking lots less flat and smooth than that dirt one and that thing's bouncing all over the place as it slowly crawls along.
Wow, that looked kinda scuffed too. Like, why does it ride like a bumpy brick?
Like, why does it ride like a bumpy brick?
It's conceived and promoted by a bumpy brick.
Did someone test out the unbreakable back windows with a bat?
That problem has been looked into because it was concerning.
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The solution to the problem was to stop doing that.
"You guys remembered to make it so it plays back at 3X speed to make it look like its actually doing something interesting, right? RIGHT?!"