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  • QuickEveryonePanic [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Think I posted this here before, but we used to go in pairs. One would take stuff, the other wouldn’t. We’d go through the gates at the same time, as far from each other as possible. If the alarm went off, the one who didn’t take anything would stop, act startled, throw up their hands. The other would keep walking like nothing happened. Security would always instinctively go after the one that had nothing.

    • rozako [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      oh this is genius. totally stealing this idea for the future.