Smokers think that the minute differences in packaging is way more important to other people that it ever could be. Yeah, you figure it out eventually, but if i haven't spent much time on a register in a couple weeks, don't act like im an idiot for not knowing which version of the five different menthols you're talking about.

I also love the dinosaurs who ask for the ultralights rather than the silver box they come in because they started smoking before it was illegal to hint that that type is better for you