• LibsEatPoop2 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hockey sticks, cricket bats, whatever "weapon" is easy to get your hands on.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      cricket bats

      OK this is even funnier.

      Why can't they at least carry crowbars or hammers or whatever, if someone came at me with a cricket bat or a hockey stick I'd die laughing before they could kill me. What's next, tennis rackets? Bowling pins?

      Maybe it's just because I find these games kinda funny. Seriously though, this sounds extremely scary.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Idk if this is a good take. Innocent people are getting beaten by chuds, it might not be in good taste to laugh at the weapons used.

        • Pezevenk [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah makes sense. I just kinda find it funny similar to how sometimes photos of shooters come out and they're like incredibly embarrassing weirdos in tacticool gear, and I tend to find that funny too. Not the actual act, that's horrific.

      • anthm17 [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        You wouldn’t die laughing, you would die a brutally beaten mess.

        Cricket bat is no joke.

      • MonteCristo [he/him,any]
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        4 years ago

        Hockey sticks are actually quite dangerous. In hockey, you can ram a guy full speed with your shoulder or flip him over your hip but if you touch him with your stick it’s a penalty, and for good reason. Players used to put each other in the hospital getting in stick fights.

        • Pezevenk [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah I mean it's basically a really long and very hard stick, I imagine it's a very effective weapon.

      • evilgiraffemonkey [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Often people in countries where ice hockey isn't popular/common refer to field hockey simply as "hockey"