Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?
The sad thing is, by then, I’m sure more than a few of us would be desperate enough to fall for it.
id set my genitals on fire with a dabs torch before i was ever that desperate
I like to imagine he just refused a translator and somehow communicated perfectly without ever saying a word
trumps relationship to the DPRK is probably the most confusing thing about him. Can anyone explain whats going on there?
It necromanced trumps heart into turning x3 its origial size, a true juchemas miracle.
Successful failson recognize successful failson.
Edit: found a photo of the two people downvoting this comment: :angry-hex: :angry-hex:
Kim jong un probably just complimented his hair, trump is ridiculously easy to play
I absolutely think this is it. He's like a dog, just be personally kind to him and he'll be your friend.
Until someone else is kind to him and tells him not to be your friend. Then he's not your friend anymore.
Yes folks, it’s perfectly true, me and Kommie Kimmie are gay together now, and we’re doing great things for America
