Terkrockerfeller [she/her] to Post Puns On Main • 4 years agoYou're not a true comrade unless you nickname your pet something ending in _ngusmessage-squaremessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up138file-text
arrow-up136message-squareYou're not a true comrade unless you nickname your pet something ending in _ngusTerkrockerfeller [she/her] to Post Puns On Main • 4 years agomessage-square20 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Brangus, Mingus, Squangus, whatever. If you don't sound like Steven Brule when talking to your pet you're a fucking lib
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear3·4 years agoI call our family dog old bitch, but that's just because she's old female dog (and sometimes growls at me when I walk close to her food). link
minus-squareQelp [they/them,she/her]hexbear2·4 years agoWe call our family pet turd cuz she smells like fucking shit link
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear2·4 years agoYou don't really love your pets if you don't insult them when they should be (lovingly) insulted. link
I call our family dog old bitch, but that's just because she's old female dog (and sometimes growls at me when I walk close to her food).
We call our family pet turd cuz she smells like fucking shit
You don't really love your pets if you don't insult them when they should be (lovingly) insulted.