Brangus, Mingus, Squangus, whatever. If you don't sound like Steven Brule when talking to your pet you're a fucking lib
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I follow a person on twitter with a big fluffy boy named bingus, and he's perfect
I call our family dog old bitch, but that's just because she's old female dog (and sometimes growls at me when I walk close to her food).
You don't really love your pets if you don't insult them when they should be (lovingly) insulted.
Darbingus is a little tough to say but i'll see what I can do. She's already Darbalarb, Darby-Q, Fuck Off Asshole, Stop Biting Me. As well as human bleeding, it's a nickname to her. Her real name is Darby and she's a handful to say the least.
