Terkrockerfeller [she/her] to Post Puns On Main • 4 years agoYou're not a true comrade unless you nickname your pet something ending in _ngusmessage-squaremessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up138file-text
arrow-up136message-squareYou're not a true comrade unless you nickname your pet something ending in _ngusTerkrockerfeller [she/her] to Post Puns On Main • 4 years agomessage-square20 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Brangus, Mingus, Squangus, whatever. If you don't sound like Steven Brule when talking to your pet you're a fucking lib
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear4·4 years agoAnd if your pet is dirty, just spray him with a hose dummy link
And if your pet is dirty, just spray him with a hose dummy
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