I don't think I ever would have become a Marxist if I wasn't an annoying logic pedant

There were always gaps in the logic that just never made any fuckin sense (why would the Democrats do X bad thing? why is the deposit at work so much bigger than my paycheck when I'm doing all the work?) that I just never really had a good answer for, but had the dissonance klaxons blasting away in my brain. Marxism filled in those gaps almost perfectly.