It has everything. It has:

  • Giant 10 Commandments slab in the entryway
  • A declaration of war against birds
  • An old person's idea of the ideal zoomer store - a store just for taking selfies with random statues and backgrounds
  • A restaurant that serves homemade soups and cobblers (soft food is good for dentures)
  • A "WWII Museum" stocked by the guy down the street who has an alarming amount of Nazi war artifacts

A liminal space carved out of the carcass of 80s/90s consumerism. Some real twilight zone shit. A bizarre holographic projection of the past onto a more recent past onto the present.

  • FactuallyUnscrupulou [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The Chapos did this bit when they came to Minnesota. They said the Mall of America would become a museum for retail consumption like you mentioned.