Can't believe mice normally pay for cheese and I've just been giving it away in traps
that's not why the mice die, they die because the cheese is in a trap that breaks their spine
Unfortunately the socialism headquarters where everyone goes to get their free socialism-bucks are built shoddily due to lazy union workers, so they collapse and kill everyone. This is why socialism will never work.
Famously Leon Trotsky was writing about how the end of socialism would come in the form of an "eye phone", but before he could finish his work Stalin sent an assassin to cumbrap poor Trotsky in Mexico.
-7DeadlyFetishes
see that's why he can take the cheese because it's a mousetrap and not a hamstertrap. The hamster will be fine
The funny thing is in an actual Monopoly game always ends up with everyone quitting, because the lead player would have such a massive advantage and control over the game; by having the most money and property; that it becomes literally unplayable to play for all the other player.
As if Monopoly is deliberately designed to be a critique of capitalism.
The funny thing is in an actual Monopoly game always ends up with everyone quitting
I've had a few games end with one person flipping the board after two others gang up against them by trading into monopolies at the leader's expense.
This typically provokes my outcry of "NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!"
The cheese is socialism and the trap is CIA- provided monetary and tactical support to right-wing militia groups.
mice wouldn't die in mousetraps if they understood basic economics
Whence the thing wherein the last word
word of the first line gets repeated?
I get that most people don't notice it as they read it but how tf did that become a meme is what I want to know.
It kinda makes it parse like a Rick and Morty sketch, no idea if that's intentional
This one works. Just add an imaginary ellipsis - like... like this.
Does anyone have a blank version of that bottom photo. bout to make dank memes
Fat cats die on the street because they don't understand how to survive without the labor of human slaves. It's the same with Capitalism...
