I'm now imagining a shower marketed to chuds as the extra manly way to start your day, where you just hammer on a big red button and then get blasted with large chunks of soap and ice cold high pressure water jets. Afterwards, you kneel in the shower in the same pose as Arnie at the start of the Terminator movies while you get air dried by an artificial tornado.
Of course, it doesn't actually clean you, uses 10 times as much water and energy as a normal hot shower would and also fucking hurts, but these are small concessions for owning the soyboys who have never taken a proper KleanStorm shower before brewing their black rifle morning coffee.
I'm now imagining a shower marketed to chuds as the extra manly way to start your day, where you just hammer on a big red button and then get blasted with large chunks of soap and ice cold high pressure water jets. Afterwards, you kneel in the shower in the same pose as Arnie at the start of the Terminator movies while you get air dried by an artificial tornado.
Of course, it doesn't actually clean you, uses 10 times as much water and energy as a normal hot shower would and also fucking hurts, but these are small concessions for owning the soyboys who have never taken a proper KleanStorm shower before brewing their black rifle morning coffee.