• soufatlantasanta [any]
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      4 years ago

      That WWII vet also later did war crimes for the CIA in East Germany until he lost his memory and met a German anarchist outside the American embassy in Zurich, who was later killed by Russian oligarchs working in concert with the director of Langley's black ops program. He then went on a murderous crusade which brought him directly face to face with the CIA ghoul but instead of executing him like a true comrade he went full lib did that pussy shit where he recorded his confession and sent it to the media instead

      That man's name was Jason Bourne

      • Funicio [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        He also was sent in a mission to research the viability of a human colony in a planet orbiting a black hole somewhere across the galaxy.