"Biden Administration looks for 'fresh start' after lackluster 100 days"
"Biden condemns violence of riots 'on both sides' after lastest fatal shootings"
"Hottest August on record"
"Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000"
"Stock market reaches record levels"
"Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California"
"Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot"
Shit isn't hard. Hire me The Onion.
Start posting it in the Mega-Thread, don't give context, from the first person
Lol post a manuscript in the megathread?
This , but in the Mega-Thread