• Not_irony [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    There are millions of jobs that are actually detrimental to society and we would all be better off if we paid those people to never do them again, actually

    • proonjooce [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      how dare you sir, 'car insurance comparison website call centre supervisor' is a noble calling indeed.

      • Not_irony [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Getting paid $40k/year to yell at people making $15k plus commission to selling a product that nobody should need (public transportation when?) so that the owner can make $200k and spend it on they're third BMW

          • Not_irony [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Job creation is insuring BMWs, and the more BMWs insured the more job creationinal it is

    • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      In other news, the NYT has a piece about the poor unfortunate recent college graduates with oil degrees and no jobs (except the one white dude working for family).

      I'm too lazy to link it, but if you find it, don't miss the fact that the subjects' clothing and the images of nearby refineries are color- coordinated.

      • proonjooce [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        adam's mum to friend: yes adam's made us all so proud, he's doing really important work down there at the new york times

        adam who spent 4 hours colour matching pictures of college students to photos of oil refineries: ...

      • TheCaconym [any]
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        4 years ago

        I’m too lazy to link it

        There it is. These little sociopaths even get dunked on by their uber drivers.

      • Not_irony [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        What? You expect them not to be coordinated? They aren't savages smh

  • bottech [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Im pretty sure that there actually exists magic money tree but its only called on to bail out big corporations