You see in the states it is customary for architects to permanently reside in buildings they design to answer any tourists questions. Those darn north koreans don't know shit about hospitality!
American news: We're here for a rare and exclusive look at North Korean life. We have a rare chance to interview everday North Korean. Sir, what do you do for a living?
Korean Man: I'm an architect, I designed that building over there. Isn't it nice? It's based on a fusion of Italian ideas with our homegrown architectural ideas!
American news: No Kim killed that guy. Why is Kim pretending?
Kim killed that guy before falling into a coma and dying again. Very fucked up they keep bringing him back to life just for him to murder another poor architect.
they also say they met a guy who supposed to be dead.
North Korean Rep: We built a new building, it's beautiful look at it.
American News: Ooooh, can we talk to the architect?
NKR: He's not here right now sorry.
AN: Did Kim kill the architect?
NKR: No he's just not here right now.
AN: Kim killed him.
Meanwhile the architect is playing in the park with his kids or something.
You see in the states it is customary for architects to permanently reside in buildings they design to answer any tourists questions. Those darn north koreans don't know shit about hospitality!
3 years later:
American news: We're here for a rare and exclusive look at North Korean life. We have a rare chance to interview everday North Korean. Sir, what do you do for a living?
Korean Man: I'm an architect, I designed that building over there. Isn't it nice? It's based on a fusion of Italian ideas with our homegrown architectural ideas!
American news: No Kim killed that guy. Why is Kim pretending?
Kim killed that guy before falling into a coma and dying again. Very fucked up they keep bringing him back to life just for him to murder another poor architect.