• SearchMallet [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I only vote for slim white guys who roll their shade-of-blue button down up to their forearms while also not wearing a tie and opening up the top button because they appeal both to my desire to be a boss but also a desire to be a cool, fun boss and because a full suit is too close to the elite and no suit is too close to the unwashed masses, so always stick to the middle.