I can say this because downvotes are off, but also it's true.
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I never said it had the texture of snot. I said it looks like snot that's gone bad, because it does. Especially with the stringy shit between the beans.
I've never not had super crispy marinated tempeh so can't say I relate
I've only used it as bacon or blended up as a "meat" ball and both are good although the balls do not stay as balls.