Their latest round of stupidity pops up a new EULA and forces you to take it or, again, you can't access your stuff. But that's just more unenforceable garbage, so who cares, right? Well, it's getting worse.

It seems they are planning on dropping an update which will force you to log in. Yep, no longer will your stuff Just Work across the local network. Now it will have yet another garbage "cloud" "integration" involved, and they certainly will find a way to make things suck even worse for you.

If you ever saw the South Park episode where they try to get the cable company to do something on their behalf and the cable company people just touch themselves inappropriately upon hearing the lamentations of their customers, well, I suspect that's what's going on here. The management of these places are fundamentally sadists, and they are going to auger all of these things into the ground to make their short-term money before flying the coop for the next big thing they can destroy.

  • space@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    So let me get this straight. You buy Phillips Hue devices because they work offline. Then they change how the devices you bought function making them only work online forcing you to create an account and allow them to collect data.

    This should not be legal. This is a breach of contract, they modified the contract after you already signed it (by buying the device). If they want to do this, they should offer full refunds to anyone that wants to exit the contract, or only apply the changed to new devices.

    • noodlejetski@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I'm sure there's a line somewhere in the ToS that you always read carefully from beginning to the end, saying that they merely rent you the devices infinitely, so they're actually not your property and they can do whatever they want with them.

    • WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      There is a bog standard line in nearly every ToS "We have the right to modify this terms of service without notification to the user" blah blah blah. It probably even holds up in court.

  • Badland9085@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I swear, these bad EULA updates that basically force users to “accept the agreement, or we’ll brick your device” needs to fucking stop and be made illegal. The price that’s set for a product, especially a damn physical product, should include the acceptance of an existing EULA, and it should be honoured even when new ones come out and the user chooses to not accept the new agreement. You’ve basically never owned the product if companies can just pull the rug underneath you, and render your hardware useless. And you can’t foresee such changes too; a predatory company can acquire one that you’ve trusted and pull this shit. It’s borderline daylight larceny.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      In some places you're legally allowed to reject a product and get a refund if you don't agree with the EULA. Wonder of there'll be reforms allowing people to do that of they don't accept a revised EULA.

      • andruid@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        Still very annoying if it's something you installed or got installed, even if fully refunded.

  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    If they remove the ability to Zigbee to other hubs I swear to god I will be the first one on the class action lawsuit train.

  • socphoenix@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    I know you the author doesn’t seem to want to hear about Home Assistant, but it does have the HomeKit integration they want and you have the fine tuned control the want too!

  • elbowgrease@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I know this post didn't coin the term 'enshitification", but it really is a great way to describe the monetization of everything that was once good on the internet

  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Javascript plus a "curl | sudo sh" attitude to life equals "yeah no, I am never touching this thing".

    Assclown take. Buy a HomeAssistant Yellow and boom done.

    • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Especially since HomeAssistant is written in Python and is generally installed in VM or container (no "curl | sudo sh"ing)

  • Tenkard@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Couple of weeks ago I wanted to change the intensity of the light bulb. I open the hue app and it tells me to download the new app, not allowing me to do anything else. I install the new app and it asks me to register.... I still have my bulb at full light :D I'll either find a compatible open source app or a light bulb that respect my privacy, I got a couple of tplink ones which were cheap and seems to work ok

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      This reads like a joke. How many apps does it take to change the brightness of a bulb?

      Absolutely clown shit from Philips.

    • pacoboyd@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I'm using TP Link Kasa bulbs at home and they work fine for what I need. They integrate well into Home Assistant.

      • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I bought a kasa power strip for individual switching thinking TPlink kept around the no account local API.

        They fuckin trashed it and I need an account to use a goddamn power strip. I'm going to have to rip this apart and see if I can reprogram it or something.

      • Tenkard@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        I don't use them for on/off but to set the intensity, I guess I could get one of those manual sliders...

    • Zastyion345@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      If you got the option buy ikea smart bulb, they work offline with a IR remote, or with zigbee, they have no bullshit software that you need to install to use them.

    • June@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I’m still not sure if this just will ever impact me since I don’t use the Hue app at all. Everything I HomeKit or home assistant.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Damn I was just thinking of buying some hue lights for my computer monitor since they change color based on the screen. Any non-shitty alternatives for that?

    • AssholeDestroyer@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Hue emulator/ diy hue. It runs on Linux or an old router. I have it running on a raspberry pi attached to my network. You can use official hue products or a handful of other WiFi light products like IKEA lights or Xiomi Yeelights. I use Yeelight bulbs and custom led strips connected to programmable WiFi chips. Took a bit of soldering but it works flawlessly now. The yeelights and custom strips cost a fraction of the official hue products.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      1 year ago

      Be aware that the Hue Sync app on desktop won't work if the output is HDCP so like for movies with the native Netflix app it doesn't do anything.

    • goodhunter@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I am in that group. I have philips hue integrated with an Apple TV for a HomeKit hub. Though I don’t think it cut ties with the Philip services when doing that.