Ugh, I can imagine filthy-rich-people pizza.

I need to make an addition to one of my truisms. Americans by and large don't eat food, they eat colors and shapes.... Rich people don't eat food, they eat class signifiers.

It's quite possible it was just prepared a rich asshole way where it was cold and slimy and didn't have to be.

I promise that Ethiopian food is fucking delicious. Spices like I've never tasted, and injera combines the convenience and versatility of tortillas with a perfect chewy/spongy texture. If you ever have a chance to stop by a restaurant please try it out! As with all "ethnic" foods, you'll likely find the best locations in an immigrant neighborhood of any random city.