I am my hero and I can be your hero too if you'll let me
I should warn you: I am also a stinky owl who pisses all over the place. However I have nearly-human hands, which sets me apart
The robes to hide your shame from the world is a big improvement over other owls as well.
Well you should be! Civil society doesn't want to look at this!
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Oh look at this privileged asshole lording their human hands over everyone.
Obviously it's @Civility@hexbear.net they embody our greatest moral code.
I am the people's hero, for I fight crime under the name Señor Peligro
I personally am going to cast my vote in favor of erecting the giant owl statue out of rubble from 9/11.
If I was the sort of person who unironically wanted heroes i wouldn't be here, of course
UlyssesT seems to be a good candidate, tho Idk if he would like that...
You should feel honoured to be blessed with Dirty's piss. Plenty of people charge a lot of money for the golden showers they spread around for free.
