This is a bit of a dumb question but while I hear the phrase "Eat the rich" getting tossed around a lot, is there anyone here that is actually 100% serious in the idea of "Given the opportunity, I will literally grill and devour Elon Musk's calf"

Using a throwaway because I don't want to be the guy associated with starting the cannibalism struggle session

  • throwawayaccount [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    I feel like that's an easily transmissible vector for an STD, and generally just an unsafe cut of meat. I support the idea of eating Elon Musk but I'm not going to intentionally give myself Kuru from eating his brains

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It's probably fine if it's fully cooked, or ground up with other cuts and then fully cooked, but once all of the blood is out it's basically just a shriveled little skin-raisin. I bet if you threw it in a deep fryer it would puff up like a pork rind, though.

    • BillyMays [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That’s fair. Aren’t testicles a delicacy in some cuisines?

      Also, I’m curious how vegans feel about this.

      • throwawayaccount [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        Cow/sheep/goat testicles? Yes

        Human testicles? I don't know of any cultures that consider human testicles to be a delicacy but there might be like... 2 cultures somewhere that do

        • BillyMays [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah I didn’t mean human. Lol but I think they’d be generally safe if cooked properly.