I went there a little earlier to see how they were coping. Among others:

• That trump video where he says the capitol thing was bad and he's focusing on the transition of power was a deepfake.
• Even if it wasn't, he said "focusing on the transition of power" without saying "concede" or "biden" so he's obviously talking about a transition to his own new administration.
• Trump is dead, or held prisoner.
• He isn't dead but Texas may be about to secede so he's organizing it all.
• He went to Texas to retrieve nukes.
• He's flying inside a Boeing E-4 to Cheyenne Mountain to setup a provisional emergency government.