I mean obviously they were never going to react well but damn this thread is funny
Here's a link to it, but bear in mind that you have to do a captcha to view it which pays them
"Hate to say but I'd almost welcome it. Would rather be ruled by the CCP than the American democrat party. Unfortunately we'll probably endure both at once"
This is my fav. Accidentally becoming a Dengist to own the libs
They unironically think neoliberals are communist because they have no conception of the reality of anything because they're fascists and fascists use words as weapons not as tools for understanding
I always suspected Larry Ellison was a Maoist, I fucking knew it
They're telling each other not to update their iPhones now because "it's suspicious". Just amazing scenes on thedonald.lose
:agony-acid:
that emote is so crunchy it's looped all the way around and is starting to look like :hexbear-logo:
Yeah, but it's still not the most jpeged agony. I present:
:agony-immense:
Best emotes on the site for me are always gonna be these I think
:side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
fuck it, I'm posting an askchapo thread about this, so many emotes I didn't know existed
My favourite emote is probably
:billie-eilish-anarchist:
or
:anarxi:
No I don't know why,
I feel the urge to post this in reply to every comment on my other thread, just looking at it make me swell with malicious laughter
Bringing up some real questions like “if China sent a nuke would they warn us?”
I myself believe Chen would warn us. The few the chosen, who deserve to survive.
Edit: President Xi, both the left and the right are asking now. Send the nukes
How would the president warn us if he doesn't have his private twitter account tho? What other possible way could he let us know other than a 2am tweet "our missle defense system IS THE GREATEST OUR COUNTRY HAS EVER KNOWN. CHINA"
Arguably, "Texans" are already blue, and it's the influx of people from out-of-state that's kept it red. In either 2016 or 2018 this is how the votes broke down.
If all of the Trump voters moved to Texas, I would suddenly become very keen on a wall. We can build a high speed rail super networm around that shit hole to connect us to Latin America after that. No need to prevent our comrades from the south from getting around chudtopia.
Alberta is the Texas of Canada, seems like the sort of thing Texans
would dohave done to Mexico
HOW DO WE KNOW WHEN TO CROSS THE RUBICON NOW?
WHAT DO WE DO?!!
:blob-on-fire: :scared-fash: :blob-on-fire:
I went there a little earlier to see how they were coping. Among others:
- That trump video where he says the capitol thing was bad and he's focusing on the transition of power was a deepfake.
- Even if it wasn't, he said "focusing on the transition of power" without saying "concede" or "biden" so he's obviously talking about a transition to his own new administration.
- Trump is dead, or held prisoner.
- He isn't dead but Texas may be about to secede so he's organizing it all.
- He went to Texas to retrieve nukes.
- He's flying inside a Boeing E-4 to Cheyenne Mountain to setup a provisional emergency government.
Naw, mess with the piss babies all you want. It's not like they're the Wu Tang Clan or anything
Texas threatening to secede? Has it been 10 years already? Christ, they're a whiny bunch.
it might look even worse because I have an extension that makes literally everything darkmode, but yeah it's like one of those vans covered in hundreds of jesus stickers
