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    • QuillQuote [they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      He works that hard to honor the 100 million victims of commulism :pensive face:

    • QuillQuote [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Androids are expensive, but they still haven't figured out how to avoid the uncanny valley

  • MoralisticCommunist [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    How the fuck, last I checked like maybe a year ago he was only at like $30 billion. We need a dedicated guillotine for tech billionaires ASAP

      • Samsara [he/him,he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Well ackshually, you see, all his money is in stocks. Read economics dummy, oh, and learn to code!

        • Owl [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          all his money is in stocks

          Great, let's redistribute those instead!

    • ShinyMew [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      startup idea: elastically scalable guillotine clusters, with a dedicated guillotine hotline

    • QuillQuote [they/them]
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      4 years ago
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      It happened again ajsgnbdjnb;lef I quit never surrender

      It is complete!

        • QuillQuote [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          It was gonna be an ascii guillotine, but the formatting is fucked and then my editing was destroyed by your comment refreshing the edit box D:

          Now it will serve as a monument to the need for improved ascii art formatting on Chapo.Chat :pensive face:

            • QuillQuote [they/them]
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              4 years ago
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  • Bedandsofa [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Mr. Zuckerberg, thanks for concentrating all this capital for us. Having it all in one place makes it much easier to expropriate.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      [The Native Americans] didn’t have any rights to the land and there was no reason for anyone to grant them rights which they had not conceived and were not using… [W]hat was it that they were fighting for, if they opposed white men on this continent? For their wish to continue a primitive existence. Their right to keep part of the earth untouched, unused, and not even as property, but just keep everybody out, so that you can live practically like an animal, or maybe a few caves above it…. Any white person who could bring the element of civilization had the right to take over this country.