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- taylorswift
The fact that his comics in general seem to be laser targeted at us, and the fact that someone HAS to have told him that this weird website is obsessed with him and keeps making emotes of his work lead me to believe he has at least skimmed the site.
The "sophisticated audiophiles" listening to CDs instead of vinyl is a nice touch.
"Sophisticated audiophiles" will argue until they're blue in the face over whether or not the objectively measurable accuracy of CDs is better than the "warmth" of vinyl. Deeply unserious people.
I like the crunch, hum and rustle of cassette tapes. Truly the only acceptable music format, and if you think of being fancy using Type 4 Metal tapes then you are doing it wrong. Type I and II for life baybeeeeeee
tapes are good because they sound like shit and break easy, and i'm not kidding
Someone must be rough on them, but that's on you I guess :smuglord:
i leave them in my car which gets both very hot and very cold and do not rewind them to the end, and its fine actually
Laughs in the archival longevity of vinyl while foil layers peel off
I'm convinced Kelly browses hexbear.
I wonder if they'd do an in-character ama with doodle responses.
I haven't had a chance to check Ward Sutton's social media. Maybe it is there?
https://linktr.ee/wardsutton
I'm not. Taylor Swift was all over the Bears/Chiefs game because she is dating Travis Kelce (one of the more media savvy football players in the league), so she's really in the mainstream consciousness right now.
It was up for about a hour on the Onion's site before I posted.
i especially like that the fantasy includes the hot sophisticated older woman complimenting his pun-based owns
Going to have to sit down with Mr. Stan Kelly and explain to him he's too damned horny for the toons he draws.
Unfortunately, being horny for the stuff you draw is the fastest way to get better at drawing.
I've been learning for a bit now and when I practice with something horny I pay much closer attention and use a lot more care
Jokes aside, the best way to get better at art really is just practice.
...Which is why all the horny artists are so good; they're motivated so they practice more.
(If you'd like some actual advice, focus on getting fast over getting good. Once you're fast you can just do more practice faster, and quickly overtake anyone who focused on being good first.)
(...Also if you're fast enough you can crank out something serviceable between starting to feel horny and needing to get off. Oh no the horny artists keep winning.)
If that was true, all the middle and highschoolers that draw dicks and boobs all over their desks would be incredible artists by now.
The purpose of drawing a cartoon dick on your desk isn't titillation, it's to make your friends laugh.
Seeking social approval is very low on the list of ways to get better at drawing.
also you don't need to get good at drawing to do cartoon dicks. In fact if they're too good they would make people uncomfortable
Literally a quarter of this website when that person suggested creating the taylorswift comm lmao
"deferring ladies" lol Kelly can make the same joke 1000x about the unsubtle captioning in political cartoons and I never stop enjoying it
I like how the "latest fad" is usually something that's been a thing for years if not decades.
Especially this one: https://www.theonion.com/the-plath-of-least-resistance-1850743323