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  • Amorphous [any]
    2·
    4 years ago

    Oh it's not a meme. There's a group of spammers who like to spam pictures of John Kerry. We have no idea why they chose John Kerry specifically, as far as I'm aware.

  • BASED_BALL [none/use name]
    3·
    4 years ago

    (satire so the mods dont ban me)

    John Kerry is the one true president.

    John Kerry is the only meme that has existed, currently exists, and will ever exist in the history of Chapo.

    I remember where I was when I first learned that site has launched. I felt that a gap in my heart had been fulfilled, a deep longing for good posting had been completed once and for all. I felt like I had witnessed the birth of God. I gazed at his elegant neoliberal beauty, wondered at his grotesque, capitalist horror, and marveled at his deep, apocalyptic chin. And as I read this magnificent presidential candidate, I understood one thing:

    I can make memes out of this.

    Forget the pig poop balls, the deadly fetishes, the AOC feet pics, the bunny cop, and Rebr0. Forget Shorks, pinging chuds into submission until they posted hog, Joshua's grift, and China struggle sessions. No, When John Forbes Kerry is the ultimate culmination of posting because of one reason:

    I can make memes out of this.

    And so I did. I flooded main with my clever, witty, and original funny captions and images, talking about how joHn KERrY and we were all going to vote and become fREE. Each new meme, posted an average of every 6 minutes, added something new and unique to the conversation, something hilariously funny and topical and not at all rather stale and trite. I saw the heartbreaking story told within its campaign, the deep detail about the slow death of the democratic party, and the frighteningly complex way the GOP gerrymandered, and I ignored it all, distracted by one thought alone:

    I can make memes out of this.

    All glory to John Kerry. All glory to chapo.chat. All glory to the memes.