"Oy bruv me piddlewicker's been trapped up by a bloody nethacker, turn on the tele so I can take me mind off it, oh no, they sent me measures to the BBC, now everyone's on a nonce about the size of me ween, oh wait bruv they wanna make a reality show about me piddlewicker I'm rich, oh but the humiliation, wow bruv this old tale a woe says a whole gobsmock about our society huh, god save the queen. "
rejected Black Mirror script
"Oy bruv me piddlewicker's been trapped up by a bloody nethacker, turn on the tele so I can take me mind off it, oh no, they sent me measures to the BBC, now everyone's on a nonce about the size of me ween, oh wait bruv they wanna make a reality show about me piddlewicker I'm rich, oh but the humiliation, wow bruv this old tale a woe says a whole gobsmock about our society huh, god save the queen. "
There you go, that's the episode
wot if yer nan was a compu'ah
wot if ur tally had a moind of its own