• glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Now here’s the deal, jack, I’m the guy who, the guy, I’m the, y’know, there’s suffering out there. I know that. And as your vice - m’scuse me, your president, when any Amercan feels pain, I feel it too. To the millions of Mericans out there who fight this battle, I stand with you. But we simply cannot allow these pushers, these pushers, and hoodlums, to hurt America. ‘Cos if they hurt America, Americans’ll be hurt. And we need to heal. My adminshtrashun will never - hear ME, NEVER!! allow these evil, malishush dealers to harm our nation. That’s why I’m announcing stronger, more robot, scuse me, more ro... robust shecurity measures to put these criminals, these bad folks who want to hurt hard workin Americans, away f’r good.