that's it, thats the post.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        " - This lie brought to you by Fig Gang, terrorists

        DATE GANG DATE GANG

        • This aphorism brought to you by DATE GANG, intellectuals
        • late90smullbowl [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          Let's stop this, it's a little ridiculous.

          BECAUSE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SALTED DATES? NO. FIGS CAN DO IT ALL, SALTY AND SWEET.

          • happybadger [he/him]
            ·
            4 years ago

            "We want to destroy your heart" - Fig gang, sodium terrorists

            "You matter and deserve flavonoids" - DATE GANG, medical professionals who are legally bound to say true things