that's it, thats the post.
I didn't like raisins when I was a kid. Years later as an adult, I tried craisins and liked them, so I thought that was one more way my tastes have changed, and I probably like raisins now! yay! Then I ate some raisins and I still don't like them :sadness:
Whenever I've bitten a cookie that I thought had chocolate chips but actually had raisins I've always been incredibly disappointed. Raisins suck ass
" - This lie brought to you by Fig Gang, terrorists
DATE GANG DATE GANG
- This aphorism brought to you by DATE GANG, intellectuals
Let's stop this, it's a little ridiculous.
BECAUSE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SALTED DATES? NO. FIGS CAN DO IT ALL, SALTY AND SWEET.
"We want to destroy your heart" - Fig gang, sodium terrorists
"You matter and deserve flavonoids" - DATE GANG, medical professionals who are legally bound to say true things
I AM NOW DATE GANG. The skins getting caught in my teeth no longer matter.
Why aren't dried gooseberries a thing? I feel like that could be really tasty.
Just looked it up and it turns out they exist. I've never seen any for sale anywhere though.
i always thought raisins were grapes dried by the sun or something, maybe that's why I couldn't make raisin when I was little :sadness:
Dried fruit is a human construct, and is therefore technocratic revisionism. This message was brought to you by Anprim Gang.
Fucking raisins, it's the transhumanists fault I tell you, they'll never stop.
This made me hungry, I'm gonna have some raisins now, forgive me
I don't care if it's "Nature's Candy"
I'm not eating a cultivated plant
-Anprim Pat
