It is said that at least 2 billion people worldwide eat insects regularly, and scientists tell us that they’re a nutritious and an environmentally friendly food source. Ohio’s Firehouse Flavors, which sells a wide range of flavoring mixes, seasonings, and spicy foods, is apparently trying to lure us all into the insect camp by enhancing crickets with bacon and cheese (among other flavorings) and positioning them as crunchy snacks. Sorry. We’ll just have the Doritos, thanks.
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"Hey, we came up with a high-protein alternative to meat that tastes surprisingly good!"
the idea that any person has eaten anything on this list is just a real bummer, also the candies are the weirdest ones like WHY WOULD YOU WANT A FUCKING BACON COTTON CANDY
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"25 Bacon Flavored Foods the World Doesn't Need"
Featuring winners like this:
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"Hey, we came up with a high-protein alternative to meat that tastes surprisingly good!"
"no, fuck you"
"It's bacon flavored"
" :matt: "
the idea that any person has eaten anything on this list is just a real bummer, also the candies are the weirdest ones like WHY WOULD YOU WANT A FUCKING BACON COTTON CANDY