we are back at 2009 internet, baby, bring the rage comics out babyyyyy
I knew a guy like ten years ago who said he wanted to write for the onion. I asked him to give me some headlines and they were all basically like this. So I wonder if he settled.
it blows my mind that anyone thought this was funny 15 years ago
it blows my mind even more that it even exists now
The highly alienated modern populace doesn't think so either, they just need to laugh very badly
Yeah took me a bit to realize that they meant that only God could give us such glorious slop.
that people
wereare obnoxiously obsessedaboutwith baconlike 10 years ago.
bacon jokes are the birth of almost all reaction in the US; a thread (1/??)
most of america loves bacon yall in this thread are the outliers lol this is definitely cringe though
No were just woke the whole bacon thing was a cynical meat industry campaign
if america loves bacon so much, why do they burn it to a crisp until it loses any resemblance to something that was formerly meat?
like i am not american and bacon was not a really big thing until early internet insanity, but yeah i would imagine you guys love it
Ah yes, this sickly strip of le epic fatty pork stomach clearly implies the existence of a supreme being.
Lol isn't this clever and funny I am so very smart
this piece of meat that god has written on his book that he considers it unclean and you should not eat it is PROOF OF GOD trollface
one of the worst parts of early internet culture for sure like i remember those videos that people would make food and just completelly cover it on cheese and bacon and it just makes me feel so bad and i am not even vegetarian it just seems so fucking oilly and disgusting
HAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORST PARTS OF INTERNET CULTURE?!? XD
*stuffs fistful of bacon flavored chips into mouth and washes it down with Mountain Dew: Code Bacon*
just really having a hard time dealing with the grim implications of a bacon soda
Boy oh boy then do I have an article for you
"25 Bacon Flavored Foods the World Doesn't Need"
Featuring winners like this:
- Firehouse Flavors Bacon & Cheese Crick-ettes
It is said that at least 2 billion people worldwide eat insects regularly, and scientists tell us that they’re a nutritious and an environmentally friendly food source. Ohio’s Firehouse Flavors, which sells a wide range of flavoring mixes, seasonings, and spicy foods, is apparently trying to lure us all into the insect camp by enhancing crickets with bacon and cheese (among other flavorings) and positioning them as crunchy snacks. Sorry. We’ll just have the Doritos, thanks.
...
"Hey, we came up with a high-protein alternative to meat that tastes surprisingly good!"
"no, fuck you"
"It's bacon flavored"
" :matt: "
the idea that any person has eaten anything on this list is just a real bummer, also the candies are the weirdest ones like WHY WOULD YOU WANT A FUCKING BACON COTTON CANDY
I bought some for my son as a joke gift and it was VILE like those fake bacon bit things only sweet like candy
Remember when bacon took over the internet? Turns out it was a all a marketing truck by the pork industry.
Which turned out to be test runs for mass indoctrination of fascism.
I'm still trying to find the joke.
Is this just saying the words "atheist" and "bacon" to trigger some kind of Google Analytics response?
Thesis: God is good, god makes bacon, therefor bacon is good.
Antithesis: Atheists hate god, god makes bacon, therefor atheists hate bacon
Synthesis: How can you, an atheist, persist in your beliefs when there is something as sublime and holy as BACON in the world? Checkmate atheists XD XD XD
Crazy to think how under the Obama administration we saw the death of the Atheism versus organized religion debate peter out because all of America collectively decided that they were tired of heard college theologists arguing with evolutionary biologists about fossil records and bible verses so we just receded into our own camps, with the new wave atheism movement basically falling out and evangelicalism becoming more mainstream.
-7DeadlyFetishes
I'm ok with that, since it means I'm not getting recommend Amazing Atheist videos anymore.
Isn't he like Anti-SJW now or has he disappeared off the face of the earth?
-7DeadlyFetishes
Just checked. A day ago he uploaded a video called "Why are anti-feminist videos popular?" In the first minute, be says feminists make unrealistic demands.
