ATTENTION ALL TRUE COMMUNISTS

Why are the capitalists in control of the CPC?

Who let the party deviate from Mao Zedong thought?

Who let Western capital into the special economic zones?

Imperialist cronies are embedded in the party and SOEs

Neoliberal economics have duped everyone

Western socialists call it Chinese capitalism

They've taken the bait

Why have standards of living risen?

Who was responsible for primitive accumulation of capital?

Where does the West get its consumer goods from?

President Xi has a PLAN

He's rounding up the revisionist pedophiles

Half of them have already been replaced with actors

Jack Ma has already been liquidated

The anti-corruption campaign is just a distraction from the REAL plan

The East will be Red again...SOON

Capitalists will be purged from the CPC

Xi will seize the means of production

The commodity form will be abolished

All power will be handed to the proletarians!

Xi was playing 4d go all along

President Xi needs YOUR HELP fighting the bourgeois counterrevolution! He's arresting all traitors in the CPC--but you can AVOID ARREST by replying with

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Seek TRUTH from the FACTS !!