Cow eating chicken
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The video is to prove a point really fast, but, cows actually do only eat proteins. They have three stomachs that they use to feed grass to bacterial colonies, which they then pull into their fourth stomach to eat, with any of the grass that's left un-eaten by the bacteria being shit straight out without being processed any further. They don't eat the grass, the grass is there to feed what they do eat, which is supplemented by eating any large animal small enough to fit in their mouth. I read a study once that almost all cows when dissected had at least 1 animal in their digestive system at a time.

The notion that cows are good peaceful harmless herbivores who eat nothing but grass is nonsense. Here's a video of a cow eating the corpse of a donkey. Of note: there's grass right next to the body. And it isn't just a result of cows being fucked up by human domestication, wild deer (who you cannot blame on humans malnourishing it or contaminating its feed or whatever) do it too.

constructing an elaborate worldview out of a kindergarten level understanding of biology and then getting extremely smug about it annoys me relentlessly. Cows would eat you if they had the chance

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Yeah, cows, like most herbivores, will occasionally opportunistically eat animals, usually as carrion. My cat sometimes eats plants, doesn't make it any less of an obligate carnivore.

    The entire rest of this post is false. To start, the bacterial product is mostly high energy fatty acids. Cows do digest protein, because plants have protein in them and making it from fatty acids or raw carbs is energy intensive and difficult and for some amino acids impossible, but a cows stomach can break those down to amino acids just fine by itself.

    Like 5 seconds of thinking about the biochem you learned in high school would tell you that your statements cannot be true. Seriously, think for 5 seconds about what would be required in terms of input to convert a pure protein diet to ATP for an animal the size of a cow. How does the cow avoid protein poisoning?