Love you vegans. These posts are ALL from the last 2 weeks . That sub is just constantly producing great material.

Credit to reddit.com/user/efrendo for the Earthing Ed "Why you always lying" drawing.

Do you vegans want me to keep making these? I can stop.

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I would consume rat poison to save the rats because I like rats. they are very nice

        • Bakuphoon [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Rats are already domesticated and make great pets. They're very smart and affectionate and can even be trained to use litter boxes and come in a variety of markings, colors, and fur types (even hairless). There are even a variety called dumbo rats where their ears are set lower on they're head. If you do want to get a rat make sure you get two, they are social creatures .

          The only bad part is that they don't live very long with a lifespan of 2-3 years, and females are incredibly prone to mammary tumors. Your heart hurts losing such an amazing pet in such a short amount of time. :(

          I had pet rats for the longest time until I became allergic to them, every time I see cute rat things online I get the strongest urge to get rats again lol

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      you dont know it was misused.

      maybe their one bowel movement really was a diarrhetic. i mean, obviously not for themself, but you dont know their social life.

      ....

      im sorry for saying it, and i apologize.

  • Spinoza [any]
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    4 years ago

    ohhhhh these make me so squeamish but I have to relish and savour every one

    i also wanna do something more with them... do a voiceover with stock images maybe?

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    They feel like shit because they are all going through the keto flu and are extremely dehydrated lol

    • LessNephrons1 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      If your diet gives you back pain so severe you can't stand up, or leaves you bedridden with diarrhea, why that's just the first step on the journey to health

      • longhorn617 [any]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah the carnivore diet is fucking stupid, but this all sounds like the effects of dehydration. The dude with lower back pain is probably so dehydrated he's inducing kidney failure lol.

  • reaper_cushions [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Like… I’m an omnivore (200 g - 500 g of meat per month) and fucking hell, I’d so much rather go vegan than carnivore. I mean, aside from the health complications, eating nothing but meat just sounds bloody rotten.

  • CoralMarks [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Serious question: did all this carnivore diet crap result out of a misunderstanding of prehistoric diets or is the origin of this bs even dumber?