Underpaid at my current job so as a benefit I steal whatever I can and take multiple breaks. Yesterday I fell asleep in my car for 40 minutes and no one knew I was gone.
It's not even that I want to do this, it's just that any decent job is only accessible through nepotism and I don't have the connections.
I'm rewriting my resume and lying my ass off tho so we'll see what happens.
Underpaid at my current job so as a benefit I steal whatever I can and take multiple breaks. Yesterday I fell asleep in my car for 40 minutes and no one knew I was gone.
It's not even that I want to do this, it's just that any decent job is only accessible through nepotism and I don't have the connections.
I'm rewriting my resume and lying my ass off tho so we'll see what happens.
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