But the capo di tutti capi, the one-anecdote-to-rule-them-all, goes to Sims, who says that a small wooden box with a red button inside can often be found on the president's desk in the Oval Office.
"If Trump noticed someone glancing at the box... he would pick it up and move it further away from himself. 'Don't worry about that,' he'd say. 'No one wants me to push that button.'"
"Guests would laugh nervously and the conversation would continue, until several minutes later Trump would suddenly move it closer to him without actually saying anything about it. Then, later in the conversation, out of nowhere, he'd suddenly press the button. Not sure what to do, guests would look at one another with raised eyebrows. Moments later, a steward would enter the room carrying a glass filled with Diet Coke on a silver platter, and Trump would burst out laughing."
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Thats an incredible bit
Libs are so stupid they think the President can push a button on his desk that ends all of humanity instantly.
Good on Trump for once again exposing libs for being dumb
RIP to the nations funniest president
Trump just when from a D- minus to an A+ president for me, what the fuck.
-7DeadlyFetishes
This fucking owns. An incredible bit
Big LBJ driving his amphibious vehicle straight into a lake pretending the brakes are broken while carrying passengers energy.
i miss the guy already :sad-boi: