What the fuck?

  • 7DeadlyFetishes [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    There's this scene from Monsters vs. Aliens that has the president in this military base war room, and on the wall are these two very large buttons, the president walks up to one and the staff freak the fuck out because he was about to launch the nukes; however the president wanted coffee instead which the button for is virtually indistinguishable from the button that launches all the nukes.

    I am genuinely curious as to if at any point during this administration Trump almost gave the fucking greenlight to launch the nukes when instead he wanted a Diet Coke, the world may never know. :agony-yehaw:

    -7DeadlyFetishes

    • opposide [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      On the contrary, he wanted to launch the nukes but ordered a Diet Coke instead and forgot about launching the nukes

      • 7DeadlyFetishes [he/him,comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Coke should make an ad where Trump is going off on his advisors wanting to nuke France because Macron looked at him funny at the last UN meeting and before he's about to hit the button Kylie Jenner walks in and hands the president a Diet Coke and things become good again.

        -7DeadlyFetishes

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Not to spoil the fun but it definitely isn't as simple as some people think. Like, you press the buttons and the nukes go... Where? Everywhere?

      • 7DeadlyFetishes [he/him,comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I mean when you have an arsenal of 8,000 nukes you probably have enough to go "everywhere" or at the very least all the important places.

        -7DeadlyFetishes