Please do not touch bats, even if they do not carry diseases (most do not) they are incredibly fragile and spook easily. Larger varieties can be handled safely if you are trained, but for the protection of both yourself and the bats, leave them alone and appreciate them at a distance.
Tell that to the bats when they crash the dinner party by coming down the chimney.
how to make your date salivate at you and try to eat you (she now has rabies)
also communicable diseases but idk seems like a decent trade tbh
I think the last time this was posted there was a mini struggle session about not all bats having rabies
Please provide a list of this site's past struggle sessions so I can:
A - avoid them
B - deliberately invoke them in a trollish manner
on a case by case basis depending on my mood at the time.
Listen, when I find the right woman, I know she will already have plenty of bats already
I’m pretty sure a woman would be fascinated if you gave her a bat of any size. She’d be like “hey, a bat”. If someone came up to me and handed me a giant bat or even a regular sized bat, I’d still be like “neat”.
Bats are more closely related to hedgehogs than to rats. Indeed, they are more closely related to whales than to rats.
I've told women about how I caught a bat in my house and released it but none were fascinated
