• goldsound [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Oh come on now.

    1. Petite-Bourgeois: If owning a business automatically classifies you for this class, fine. However, he only has 2 employees: himself, and his dog. Which would classify him much more as a freelancer that labels himself as a business. Plus, the entire impetuous of A Grand Day Out was they didn't have enough cash to take an actual trip for their vacation.

    2. Imperialist: Being a semi-shitty tourist on land whose only inhabitant was a decommissioned tourism robot for a day constitutes as imperialism now? I must have forgotten the part where he established a permanent second home on the moon and forced the robot to be its groundskeeper under threat of breaking off its solar panels.

    3. Landlord: He's short on cash and rents out a room in his own fucking house to someone off the street. And proceeds to let the tenant run the entire house almost completely unopposed. Feathers McGraw was more of a roommate from hell than tenant.

    Wallace is prole and I will not hear otherwise.